A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn’t be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.
She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. She located the owner of the store and asked the price of the bird. The owner said it was $50.00. Why so little she asked?
The owner looked at her and said, “There is one thing I think you need to know about this bird. It used to live in a brothel and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.”
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird. The pet shop owner sold her the bird and she took it home. She hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her and said, “New house, new madam”. The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, that’s not so bad.
A couple of hours later, the woman’s two teenage daughters returned from school. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, “New house, new madam, new girls”.
The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but then began to laugh about the situation.
A couple of hours later, the woman’s husband came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, “Nice to see ya, George!”
The wife was confused and furious! George had a lot of explaining to do that night.
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